09 Jan 2008
by therevchick
in Pop Culture Commentary, Uncategorized
Tags: Biggest Loser, television, weight loss
There was a lot of crying this week on Biggest Loser. If you can lose water weight from tears- we are well on our way to being the season to lose the most pounds.
This episode starts with seeing what crap the teams eat on a day to day basis. Yes oodles of empty calories. Gosh this footage really makes me want an oreo. Then we go to our first challenge. This recap may be spotty at times I was toggling from One Tree Hill and BL.
The first challenge is a HUGE see saw…you have to do 100 seesaw thingies and whoever makes it to 100 first gets to make a call home. As a big girl all throughout elementary school I hate the see saw, and adding it to the biggest loser is a cruel cruel joke NBC. As a child you either become the kid that other kids ride two and three at a time against you or you see saw and you just stay saw and never see. This challenge seemed very fun though.
you want me to do what?!
weeeeeeeeeh!
Apparently it’s pretty intense because Curtis from the brown team’s glasses keep fogging up! Thankfully old Bernie manages to keeps the chunks down, but doesn’t fail to mention that this would be a great thing to blow chunks on. (Oh Bernie how will you and Brittany ever fall in love with this talk?!)
The Brothers Boston win the challenge again. Apparently, they think they are the team to beat. They win their phone cards AND…three other phone cards to give to 3 other teams. How they choose who will win is up to them. The Brothers Boston decide that families with young kids should be able to call home. Fat Counselors, whine because they are someone’s kids and should be able to call home too. At this point Fat Counselors is on my list. Every time I hear them talk its whine whine whine. Wine is fattening- that might explain some things. (Sorry Jenn)
The Phone Calls go to Curtis and Mallory (Brown Team), Newlyweds, Footballers and of course Brothers Boston ( they might not be from Boston but they sound very Good Will Hunting).
At workout the next day- Neil (newlywed lazy) says he will not miss his phone call. Mind you this guy never works out and never sweats. He’s always giving up. Jillian is not having this attitude. Who does he think he is? She talks to him outside pittbull she is, puts her foot down and basically says, dude you’re whack…why are you really here?
Look at my nostrils and huge arms you cry baby whiner!
On to Temptation Island, the night before weigh in the teams are givien a temptation. Basically high calorie foods. You have to sit there for 4 minutes and not eat what’s before you. But the team that consumes the most calories will win $5000. Paul from Divorced Couple mentions in room 2 that he still has 900 calories left for the day, and that is 5 mortgage payments and some dog food. (Two things become clear to me…1) Paul does not live in the Bay Area 2)Paul is a math genius) One of the Brothers Boston hears this and thinks…not a bad ideaI shall do the same muahahah!! The only teams to eat are: Mallory from the brown team (chocolate candies–THAT’S IT), Paul from the yellow team- all kinds of bread, corn, chicken, and as time dwindles down by the second- some sort of cupcake shoved in his mouth so fast I can’t make it out.
The Brothers Boston win the 5000 bucks because they consumed 13 more calories than Paul. Paul on the otherhand is in hott water with his ex wife. She just begins to cry again- but she is no match for Jillian the fierce! Jillian is FURIOUS! She says that they have no idea what that food will do to them in the next day- and on the EVE of a weigh in!!!! I put my oreo down from earlier. She has scared me right thru the tv.
The weigh ins are dismal. The big numbers from last week a thing of the past. The best weigh in goes to mom and son team (who prove to be bringing the noise and drama next week!), Fat Counselors whiny baby moan and say COME ON!! Like the scales trying to punk them, and Mallory who ate only a handful of chocolate candies gained 1 pound. Who knew that chocolate could do that- so quickly?
In the end, the two teams on the line are Yellow (Divorced Couple) and Brown (Foggy Glasses and the eater). The teams decide to vote brown off because they will have more success going home. My favorite part is when Brittany says- Bernie and I decided…COULD IT BE??!! Maybe it is a LOVE CONNECTION. I hope so…everyone needs some chubby love.(myself included…but not for long 
)
Buh bye Brown team…they look great on the recap…Mallory is a size nine and her husband is all muscular and trim.
Next week seems chock full of drama, when Orange Mom gets mad at sweet Bernie. Apparently per one of the Brothers Boston. “There goes the Haaahmany in da house.”
LOVE IT!! Keep tuning in Tuesdays at 8PM
Yes you can gain weight by eating that- BL Week 2
09 Jan 2008 1 Comment
by therevchick in Pop Culture Commentary, Uncategorized Tags: Biggest Loser, television, weight loss
There was a lot of crying this week on Biggest Loser. If you can lose water weight from tears- we are well on our way to being the season to lose the most pounds.
This episode starts with seeing what crap the teams eat on a day to day basis. Yes oodles of empty calories. Gosh this footage really makes me want an oreo. Then we go to our first challenge. This recap may be spotty at times I was toggling from One Tree Hill and BL.
The first challenge is a HUGE see saw…you have to do 100 seesaw thingies and whoever makes it to 100 first gets to make a call home. As a big girl all throughout elementary school I hate the see saw, and adding it to the biggest loser is a cruel cruel joke NBC. As a child you either become the kid that other kids ride two and three at a time against you or you see saw and you just stay saw and never see. This challenge seemed very fun though.
Apparently it’s pretty intense because Curtis from the brown team’s glasses keep fogging up! Thankfully old Bernie manages to keeps the chunks down, but doesn’t fail to mention that this would be a great thing to blow chunks on. (Oh Bernie how will you and Brittany ever fall in love with this talk?!)
The Brothers Boston win the challenge again. Apparently, they think they are the team to beat. They win their phone cards AND…three other phone cards to give to 3 other teams. How they choose who will win is up to them. The Brothers Boston decide that families with young kids should be able to call home. Fat Counselors, whine because they are someone’s kids and should be able to call home too. At this point Fat Counselors is on my list. Every time I hear them talk its whine whine whine. Wine is fattening- that might explain some things. (Sorry Jenn)
The Phone Calls go to Curtis and Mallory (Brown Team), Newlyweds, Footballers and of course Brothers Boston ( they might not be from Boston but they sound very Good Will Hunting).
At workout the next day- Neil (newlywed lazy) says he will not miss his phone call. Mind you this guy never works out and never sweats. He’s always giving up. Jillian is not having this attitude. Who does he think he is? She talks to him outside pittbull she is, puts her foot down and basically says, dude you’re whack…why are you really here?
On to Temptation Island, the night before weigh in the teams are givien a temptation. Basically high calorie foods. You have to sit there for 4 minutes and not eat what’s before you. But the team that consumes the most calories will win $5000. Paul from Divorced Couple mentions in room 2 that he still has 900 calories left for the day, and that is 5 mortgage payments and some dog food. (Two things become clear to me…1) Paul does not live in the Bay Area 2)Paul is a math genius) One of the Brothers Boston hears this and thinks…not a bad ideaI shall do the same muahahah!! The only teams to eat are: Mallory from the brown team (chocolate candies–THAT’S IT), Paul from the yellow team- all kinds of bread, corn, chicken, and as time dwindles down by the second- some sort of cupcake shoved in his mouth so fast I can’t make it out.
The Brothers Boston win the 5000 bucks because they consumed 13 more calories than Paul. Paul on the otherhand is in hott water with his ex wife. She just begins to cry again- but she is no match for Jillian the fierce! Jillian is FURIOUS! She says that they have no idea what that food will do to them in the next day- and on the EVE of a weigh in!!!! I put my oreo down from earlier. She has scared me right thru the tv.
The weigh ins are dismal. The big numbers from last week a thing of the past. The best weigh in goes to mom and son team (who prove to be bringing the noise and drama next week!), Fat Counselors whiny baby moan and say COME ON!! Like the scales trying to punk them, and Mallory who ate only a handful of chocolate candies gained 1 pound. Who knew that chocolate could do that- so quickly?
In the end, the two teams on the line are Yellow (Divorced Couple) and Brown (Foggy Glasses and the eater). The teams decide to vote brown off because they will have more success going home. My favorite part is when Brittany says- Bernie and I decided…COULD IT BE??!! Maybe it is a LOVE CONNECTION. I hope so…everyone needs some chubby love.(myself included…but not for long
)
Buh bye Brown team…they look great on the recap…Mallory is a size nine and her husband is all muscular and trim.
Next week seems chock full of drama, when Orange Mom gets mad at sweet Bernie. Apparently per one of the Brothers Boston. “There goes the Haaahmany in da house.”
LOVE IT!! Keep tuning in Tuesdays at 8PM